Openness is essentially the willingness to grow, a distaste for ruts, eagerly standing
on top-toe for a better view of what tomorrow brings. A man once bought a new radio,
brought it home, placed it on the refrigerator, plugged it in, turned it to WSM in
Nashville (home of the Grand Ole Opry), and then pulled all the knobs off! He had already
tuned in all he ever wanted or expected to hear. Some marriages are "rutted" and
rather dreary because either or both partners have yielded to the tyrany of the
inevitable, "what has been will still be." Stay open to newness. Stay open to
Grady Nutt, in Homemade, July, 1990.
Looking for a gift or just a unique way to say "I love you?" What do you give when his dresser is full of cologne and you're
both on diets? When she thinks flowers die too soon, and you've already spent next month's paycheck? Here are 21 great
inexpensive ways to tell the love of your life just how much you care.
1. Make a homemade card with a picture of the two of you on the cover. Get ideas for a verse by spending a few minutes browsing
through a card shop.
2. Write a poem. It doesn't have to rhyme.
3. Send a love letter listing the reasons "Why I love you so much."
4. Pledge your love for a lifetime. Write it on calligraphy or design it on a desktop computer and print it out on parchment
paper and have it framed.
5. Plan a surprise lunch, complete with picnic basket, sparkling grape juice and goblets.
6. Bake a giant cookie and write "I love you" with heart shaped redhots or frosting. (Don't worry about the calories,
it's not for eating!)
7. Make a coupon book and include coupons for a back rub, a compromise when about to lose an argument, a listening ear when
needed, and doing the dishes when the other cooks.
8. Kidnap the car for a thorough washing and detailing.
9. Design your personal crest combining symbols that are meaningful to both of you.
10. Compose a love song.
11. Arrange for someone to sing a favorite love song to you and your love when you're together.
12. Call a radio station and have them announce a love message from you and make sure your love is listening at the right time.
13. Make a big sign such as: "I Love You, Kristi. Love, Joe" and put it in front of your house or her apartment complex for
the world to see.
14. Buy favorite fruits that aren't in season, like a basket of strawberries or blueberries.
15. Hide little love notes in the car, a coat pocket, or desk.
16. Place a love message in the "personal" section of the classified ads in your local paper.
17. Florist flowers aren't the only way to say "I love you." Pluck a single flower and write a message about how its beauty
reminds you of your love. For greater impact, have it delivered at work.
18. Prepare a surprise candle light gourmet low-calorie dinner for two.
19. Write the story of the growth of your relationship from your perspective, sharing your emotions and your joys. What a
20. Make a paperweight from a smooth stone, paint it, and write a special love message on it.
21. Promise to change a habit that your love has been wanting you to change.
Sensationalistic sex surveys suffered further damage with the release of new research on the fidelity
of American spouses. According to a new study by Tom W. Smith of the National Opinion Research Center, roughly 15 percent of
married or previously married Americans have committed adultery. The results largely agree with the 1987 ABC News/Washington Post
poll that found 89 percent of spouses faithful. Pop culture gurus Kinsey (37 percent of men), Joyce Brothers (50 percent of
women), and Shire Hite (75 percent of women married 5 years) have stoked reports of rampant infidelity.
Family Research Council, Washington Watch, October 29, 1993,
Divorced couples in Albuquerque, New Mexico, can take advantage of a new business in
town. The company is called Freedom Rings: Jewelry for the Divorced. Founded by jeweler
and divorcee Lynn Peters, the company makes custom jewelry out of wedding rings. Each
customer at Freedom Rings pays a fee, and the ring-smashing ceremony begins--complete with
champagne and music. Just before the smashing the M.C. says, "We will now release any
remaining ties to your past by transforming your ring--which represents the past--into a
token of your new beginning. Now take the hammer. Stop for a moment to consider the
transformation that is about to begin your new life. Ready? With this swing let freedom
She then uses a four-pound sledgehammer to whack her emblem of love and fidelity into a
shapeless piece of metal. And the ceremony ends. The fact that women are pounding their
wedding rings into pendants and men are grinding theirs into golf ball markers doesn't
surprise me. We've all heard the divorce statistics. But let's focus on the women for a
moment: How many American women stop short of divorce, but would love to make a clean
break from their marriage if it were convenient? How many Christian women feel the same
Brian Peterson, New Man, October, 1994, p. 8.
In order to uncover the processes that destroy unions, marital researchers study
couples over the course of years, and even decades, and retrace the star-crossed steps of
those who have split up back to their wedding day. What they are discovering is
unsettling. None of the factors one would guess might predict a couple's durability
actually does: not how in love a newlywed couple say they are; how much affection they
exchange; how much they fight or what they fight about. In fact, couples who will endure
and those who won't look remarkably similar in the early days.
Yet when psychologists
Cliff Notarius of Catholic University and Howard Markman of the University of Denver
studied newlyweds over the first decade of marriage, they found a very subtle but telling
difference at the beginning of the relationships. Among couples who would ultimately stay
together, 5 out of every 100 comments made about each other were putdowns. Among couples
who would later split, 10 of every 100 comments were insults. That gap magnified over the
following decade, until couples heading downhill were flinging five times as many cruel
and invalidating comments at each other as happy couples. "Hostile putdowns act as
cancerous cells that, if unchecked, erode the relationship over time," says
who with Markman co-authored the new book We Can Work It Out. "In the end, relentless
unremitting negativity takes control and the couple can't get through a week without major
U.S. News & World Report, February 21, 1994,
Do you and your spouse feed each other a steady diet of put-downs? If you do, your
marriage could be headed for divorce court.
When psychologists Cliff Nortarius and Howard Markman studied newlyweds over the first
decade of marriage, they discovered that couples who stayed together uttered 5 or fewer
put-downs in every 100 comments to each other. But couples who inflicted twice as many
verbal wounds -- 10 or more putdowns out of every 100 comments -- later split up.
Watch what you say! Little, nit-picking comments are like a cancer in marriage, slowly
draining the life out of a committed relationship.
Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family Bulletin,
Marriage is when you agree to spend the rest of your life sleeping in a room that's too
warm, beside someone who's sleeping in a room that's too cold.
Contributed by E.J. Graff.
"To keep your marriage brimming / With love in the loving cup / Whenever you're
wrong, admit it / Whenever you're right, shut up!"
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings or eating with chopsticks. It
looks easy until you try it.
Helen Rowland, quoted by Robert Keeler in The Toastmaster,
Reader's Digest, June, 1994, p. 130.
The "Four D's of marriage" according to author Fay Angus, are
"depression, despair, drink and divorce."
The speaker at our woman's club was lecturing on marriage and asked the
audience how many
of us wanted to "mother" our husbands. One member in the back row raised her
"You do want to mother your husband?" the speaker asked.
"Mother?" the woman echoed. "I thought you said smother."
Reader's Digest, October, 1993.
We were visiting friends when they received a telephone call from their recently
married daughter. After several tense minutes on the phone, the mother told the father to
pick up the extension. The newlyweds had had their first big fight.
In a few moments, the father rejoined us and tersely explained, "Said she wanted
to come home."
"What did you tell her?" I asked.
"Told her she was home."
Larry Cunningham (Billings, Montana), Reader's Digest.
A man at work decided to show his wife how much he loved her, and before going home,
showered, shaved, put on some choice cologne, bought her a bouquet of flowers. He went to
the front door and knocked. His wife answered the door and exclaimed, "Oh no! This
has been a terrible day! First I had to take Billy to the emergency room and get stitches
in his leg, then your mother called and said she's coming for 2 weeks, then the washing
machine broke, and now this! You come home drunk!
They say a wife and husband,
Bit by bit,
Can rear between themselves a mighty wall,
So thick they cannot speak with ease through it,
Nor can they see across it, it stands so tall.
Its nearness frightens them, but each alone
Is powerless to tear its bulk away; and each
Dejected wishes he had known
For such a wall, some magic thing to say.
So let us build with master art, my dear,
A bridge of love between your life and mine,
A bridge of tenderness, and very near,
A bridge of understanding, strong and fine,
Till we have formed so many lovely ties,
There never will be room for walls to rise.
Some helpful hints for a husband who wants to see his spouse experience God's best are
posted in Daddy's Home, by Greg Johnson and Mike Yorkey.
A husband can:
Back off (give her some space).
Be patient (don't rush things).
Love her as you love your own body (that's going to take some work).
Affirm her role in the family (whether she stays home or works outside the home, she's
got the most important job in the world).
Pray for her as you've never prayed before (because God hears our prayers).
Lower your expectations (you're not going to see fireworks every night).
Do the little things (without expecting anything in return).
Show her she's the most cherished woman on earth (she'll probably faint the first time
you do this).
Above all, persevere (you're in this for the long haul).
A wise husband builds his mate's self-esteem, realizing that the subtle words and
actions of a sinful world constantly assault her sense of self-worth. He remains sensitive
to her needs and is always ready to offer his support.
Encourage your wife verbally and demonstratively. Words of cheer and praise are high
octane fuel that boost your wife's emotional fuel tanks.
In Touch, June 18, 1993.
Joseph H. Choate was a thorough gentleman as well as a distinguished lawyer in this
country some years back. He had a quick wit which made him good copy for journalists.
Someone once asked him, "Mr. Choate, if you were not yourself, who would you most
like to be?"
Without a second's hesitation Choate replied, "Mrs. Choate's second husband."
Bits & Pieces, May 27, 1993, p. 23.
We accompanied our son and his fiancé when they met with her priest to sign some
pre-wedding ceremony papers. While filling out the form, our son read aloud a few
questions. When he got to the last one, which read: "Are you entering this marriage
at your own will?" he looked over at his fiancé. "Put down 'Yes,'" she
Lilyan van Almelo, Reader's Digest, May
1993, p. 138.
Commuter to seatmate: "Actually, my mother-in-law and I have a lot in common. We
both wish my wife had married someone else."
H. Bosch in National Enquirer.
What NOT to Buy Your Wife
Although the only person a man usually shops for is his wife, the whole experience is a
stressful one. Many a man has felt extreme frigid temperatures for a long period based on
a poor present decision. As a veteran of these wars, I'm still not sure what to buy my
wife, but I'll pass on what not to buy her:
1. Don't buy anything that plugs in. Anything
that requires electricity is seen as utilitarian.
2. Don't buy clothing that involves
sizes. The chances are one in seven thousand that you will get her size right, and your
wife will be offended the other 6999 times. "Do I look like a size 16?" she'll
say. Too small a size doesn't cut it either: "I haven't worn a size 8 in 20
3. Avoid all things useful. The new silver polish advertised to save hundreds
of hours is not going to win you any brownie points.
4. Don't buy anything that involves
weight loss or self-improvement. She'll perceive a six-month membership to a diet center
as a suggestion that's she's overweight.
5. Don't buy jewelry. The jewelry your wife wants,
you can't afford. And the jewelry you can afford, she doesn't want.
6. And, guys, do not
fall into the traditional trap of buying her frilly underwear. Your idea of the kind your
wife should wear and what she actually wears are light years apart.
7. Finally, don't spend
too much. "How do you think we're going to afford that?" she'll ask. But don't
spend too little. She won't say anything, but she'll think, "Is that all I'm
Herb Forst in Cross River, NY, Patent Trader, in
Sacred to the memory of Elisha Philbrook and his wife Saran.
Beneath these stones do lie,
Back to back, my wife and I!
When the last trumpet the air shall fill
If she gets up, I'll just lie still.
Sargentville, Maine from The Last Word, 1979, quoted in
Reader's Digest, October 1980.
Barr's comment on domestic tranquility (Donald Barr), "On a beautiful day like today, its hard to believe anyone can be
unhappy, but we'll work on it."
It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another and so make
only 2 people miserable instead of 4.
Samuel Butler, of Thomas Carlyle, in the Book of
Insults, Ancient and Modern, by Nancy McPhee.
A large majority of men--married and single--say they wouldn't have an affair, even if they were certain their loved one would
never find out, says a Gallup poll commissioned by Self magazine, in the June (1992) issue. Of 500 men surveyed, 67% of married
men and 60% of unmarried men say an affair is absolutely out of the question. Only 5% of married men and 11% of unmarried men
would do it (the rest said maybe). Also, 95% of married men say they wouldn't drop their partner for a trophy wife if they became
extremely successful or wealthy.
U.S.A. Today, May 26, 1992, p. D1.
While crossing a bridge in London, John Wesley stumbled and sprained his ankle. Some friends carried him to the house of
Mrs. Mary Vazielle on Threadneedle Street. She was a widow with several children. She cared for Wesley and his response to her
concern was to ask her to marry him. If we were writing fiction we might say that the sprained ankle was God's providential way
to bring those people together. But the marriage was a disaster, and Mary finally left
Had Wesley consulted with his brother Charles, and asked for the prayers of the
brethren, he might have avoided that unfortunate situation. Mary was accustomed to her quiet home, and it was difficult for her to
travel with her husband and stay in uncomfortable inns. It is unfortunate that Mary was not content just to ignore John's
ministry; she actually opposed it. She gave certain personal letters to his enemies and even made additions to them that made them worse! Once she
even pulled her husband around on the floor by his hair! "I felt as though I could
have knocked the soul out of her!" one of Wesley's friends said. Wesley concluded
that his unhappy marriage encouraged him to work harder and not complain about missing the
comforts of a home. Certainly it encouraged him to be away from home more!
W. Wiersbe, Wycliffe
Handbook of Preaching and Preachers, Moody Press, 1984, p. 246.
Once when Mark Twain was lecturing in Utah, a Mormon acquaintance argued with him on
the subject of polygamy. After a long and rather heated debate, the Mormon finally said,
"Can you find for me a single passage of Scripture which forbids
polygamy?" "Certainly," replied Twain. "'No man can serve two
Louis Utermeyer, A Treasury of Laughter (Simon & Schuster).
On her golden wedding anniversary, my grandmother revealed the secret of her long and
happy marriage. "On my wedding day, I decided to choose ten of my husband's faults
which, for the sake of our marriage, I would overlook," she explained. A guest asked
her to name some of the faults. "To tell the truth," she replied, "I never
did get around to listing them. But whenever my husband did something that made me hopping
mad, I would say to myself, 'Lucky for him that's one of the ten.'"
Roderick McFarlane, in Reader's Digest, December, 1992.
Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on
the couch with his head in my lap. I carefully removed his glasses. "You know,
honey," I said sweetly, "without your glasses you look like the same handsome
young man I married." "Honey," he replied with a grin, "without my
glasses, you still look pretty good too!"
Valerie L. Runyan, in
Reader's Digest, December, 1992.
Overheard: "Marriage is nature's way of keeping people from fighting with
In January 1992, at 1 a.m., one very tired mom heard a cough. I bolted from my sleep to
a standing/running position and in one leap made it to the bathroom and flipped on the
light to find my 6-year-old daughter sitting on the edge of the tub. The stuff from her
tummy was all over the floor, the lid of the toilet, and herself. I proceeded to clean the
floor and surrounding areas, then placed Sarah into the tub to wash down. As I turned on
the shower, Sarah said, "Mom," with a wrinkled nose and a hesitant voice,
"I threw up on Collett too." Collett is her 9-year-old sister, who happens to
share the bed. I closed the curtain and ran to see. I met Collett in the hallway, and she
said Sarah had thrown up on her. I turned on the bedroom light and much to my amazement,
there was the dreaded sight of Sarah's dinner on five blankets, two pillows, two sheets, a
baby blanket, and Collett's pajamas. I bundled it all up into the bottom sheet and placed
it at the back door. I put fresh bedding on the bed and placed a bucket beside Sarah, then
I crawled back in my own bed. At which time, my well-covered, half-asleep husband
inquired, "What's wrong?"
Focus on the Family Newsletter.
A few years ago, the Harry S. Truman Library in Independence, MO made public 1,300
recently discovered letters that the late President wrote to his wife, Bess, over the
course of a half-century. Mr. Truman had a lifelong rule of writing to his wife every day
they were apart. He followed this rule whenever he was away on official business or
whenever Bess left Washington to visit her beloved Independence. Scholars are examining the
letters for any new light they may throw on political and diplomatic history. For our
part, we were most impressed by the simple fact that every day he was away, the President
of the United States took time out from his dealing with the world's most powerful leaders
to sit down and write a letter to his wife.
Bits & Pieces, October 15, 1992, pp. 15-16.
More and more people seem to forget Henry Ford's sage advice when asked on his 50th
wedding anniversary for his rule for marital bliss and longevity. He replied, "Just
the same as in the automobile business, stick to one model."
Christian Clippings, p. 27.
(Andrew) Greeley bases most of his unconventional conclusions on the results of the
Love and Marriage Gallup study of 657 married couples, which was conducted in 1989-90 for
Psychology Today. According to Greeley, this was the first "full-scale" national
probability study of sexuality and fidelity in marriage. Many of the findings defy
conventional wisdom and indicate that marriage in America is far healthier than we have
been led to believe:
- Ninety percent of American couples have had only one sexual partner since they were
married (and it is not because they are afraid of AIDS).
- Four-fifths say they would marry the same person if they had to do it over again.
- Over 80 percent of all married men, regardless of age, say their wife is
- Three-quarters of married people say their spouse is their best friend.
- Three-quarters of those questioned say divorce is "not at all likely."
- Over 60 percent of American couples describe their marriage as "very
- The best predictor of whether or not a couple is happy together is joint prayer. The
study found, for example, that couples from two-income families that pray together are
less likely to consider divorce than single-income families that do not pray together.
- People who live together before marriage are less likely than those who did not
cohabit to say their marriage is very happy. Those who have had premarital sex are also
less prone to say their marriage is very happy.
Christianity Today, March 9, 1992, pp. 42-43.
1 in 7. A recent survey on marital violence reports that approximately one in every
seven American couples has used some form of physical abuse during an argument in the past
National Institute of Mental Health, Family Happiness is
Homemade, Vol. 14, No. 6,
A couple married for 15 years began having more than usual disagreements. They wanted
to make their marriage work and agreed on an idea the wife had. For one month they planned
to drop a slip in a "Fault" box. The boxes would provide a place to let the
other know about daily irritations. The wife was diligent in her efforts and approach:
"leaving the jelly top off the jar," "wet towels on the shower floor,"
"dirty socks not in hamper," on and on until the end of the month. After dinner,
at the end of the month, they exchanged boxes. The husband reflected on what he had done
wrong. Then the wife opened her box and began reading. They were all the same, the message
on each slip was, "I love you!"
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the
more interested he is in her."
Mystery author Agatha Christie, who was married
The Brahmans of southern India have traditionally prohibited a younger brother from
marrying before an elder brother. So when a suitable bride can't be found for the senior
sibling, he may be ceremonially married to a tree, leaving the younger brother free to
take a wife. Sometimes the two marriages take place at the same time in the hopes that any
bad luck that might befall the happy human newlyweds would be diverted to the tree.
An average of 13,500 Americans get married every day.
Instead of exchanging rings with
the groom, in old Anglo-Saxon wedding ceremonies the bride passed her shoes to her groom,
who then tapped her on the head with one of them.
Abigail Van Buren says at the top of her list of the ten most common problems she sees
in "Dear Abby" letters is: "My wife doesn't understand me."
Abigail Van Buren.
In colonial days, a Boston sea captain named Kemble was sentenced to spend two hours in
the stocks for kissing his wife in public on Sunday, the day he returned from three years
An old Kentucky law states that a wife can't move the furniture in the house without her husband's permission. But then a man in
Kentucky has restrictions too: he can't legally marry his wife's grandmother.
Every day, 175 Americans aged 65 and older get married (eight of them for the first time.)
A kiss can last no longer than one second, according to an ordinance in
The most married person in history was probably King Mongut of Siam, the monarch in "The King and I." He had 9,000 wives and
New Hampshire has the youngest legal marriage age: 13 for females, and 14 for males.
The following 11 people never married: James Addams; Susan B. Anthony; Ludwig van Beethoven; President James Buchanan; Frederic
Chopin; Emily Dickinson; J. Edgar Hoover; Joan of Arc; Isaac Newton; Florence Nightingale; Henry David Thoreau.
One of "Dear Abby's" most unusual letters came from one wife who evidently
didn't understand her husband. The letter said, "My husband burns the hair out of his
nose with a lighted match. And he thinks I'm crazy because I voted for Goldwater."
An Austrian anthropologist named Weizl who lived for a time among the natives of
northern Siberia was frequently accosted by giggling young maidens who showed up at his
door and pelted him with freshly killed lice. Eventually Weizl learned that among northern
Siberians, lice-throwing was a customary manner for woman to declare her interest in a man
and indicate that she was available for marriage.
Evidently politics does make strange bedfellows. Anne Landers claims that one of her
most unusual problems from readers concerned a man who hid his wife's dentures so she
couldn't go out and vote for a Democrat.
In ancient Greece, the wedding cake of choice was almost always cheesecake doused with
The custom in ancient Rome was to break the wedding cake over the head of the bride. And only those children of women who abided
by this custom were legally eligible to hold high government office.
Fewer Americans are married in January than in any other month.
Partnership, January/February, 1988, p. 28-29.
Marriage is a journey toward an unknown destination -- the discovery that people must share not only what they don't know
about each other, but what they don't know about themselves.
There were two lines of husbands in heaven, one for the dominant husbands and one for
the passive, submissive husbands. The submissive husband line extended almost out of
sight. There was one man in the dominant husband line. He was small, timid, appeared
anything but a dominant husband. When the angel inquired as to why he was in this line, he
said, "My wife told me to stand here."
Two men talking. One, "I got this poodle for my wife." Other: "Sure wish I could trade mine in for something like that."
A Prayer for a Married Couple
O God, our Heavenly Father, protect and bless us. Deepen and
strengthen our love for each other day by day. Grant that by Thy
mercy neither of us ever say one unkind word to the other.
Forgive and correct our faults, and make us constantly to forgive
one another should one of us unconsciously hurt the other. Make
us and keep us sound and well in body, alert in mind, tender in
heart, devout in spirit. O Lord,
grant us each to rise to the
other's best. Then we pray Thee add to our common life such
virtues as only Thou canst give. And so, O Father, consecrate
our life and our love completely to Thy worship, and to the
service of all about us, especially those whom Thou has appointed
us to serve, that we may always stand before Thee in happiness
and peace; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.
This beautiful prayer was written by Bishop Slattery, soon after
his marriage, to be used each day in their family devotions at home in Boston, Massachusetts.
A man was crying over a gravestone saying, "Why did you die? Why did you
die?" Another man questioned him, "Did your mother just die?"
"No." "Your father?" "No." He continues, "O, why did
you die?" "Well, who died?" "This was my wife's first husband."
If you want to be happy, healthy, successful, and live longer, give your spouse a kiss
before you go to work each day. That's the conclusion of a study conducted by a group of
German physicians and psychologists, in cooperation with insurance companies. According to
Dr. Arthur Sazbo, the study found that those who kiss their spouse each morning miss less
work because of illness than those who do not. They also have fewer auto accidents on the
way to work. They earn 20 to 30 percent more monthly and they live about five years more
than those who don't even give each other a peck on the cheek. The reason for this, says
Dr. Sazbo, is that the kissers begin the day with a positive attitude. A kiss signifies a
sort of seal of approval in the eyes of Dr. Sazbo and his colleagues and, they believe,
those who don't experience it, for whatever reason, go out the door feeling not quite
right about themselves. Whether you give this study any credence or not, an au revoir kiss
every morning can do you no harm. Maybe you can expand the study and write a book,
Up to Grow Rich, Feel Good, and Live Longer. It could be a best-seller.
Bits & Pieces,
July 25, 1992, pp. 4-5.
There it was in the society pages of none other than the venerable New York Times,
arbiter of social propriety. On May 7, Michael Flaherty, a city planner, wed Valerie
Silverman, a medical student, and husband and wife combined their names to produce
"Flaherman." Even the editor of the Times society page could not recall seeing
such a postmodern hybrid before. (Hey, Arnold and Maria! Have you ever considered
"Schwarzenshriver"?) Why did they do it? "We wanted to share a name without
being sexist or hyphenating two names," says Michael. The couple, who just a few
months ago rejected "Silverty," say that their children will not be
"Flaherbabies," but Flahermans. And, they say, they never even considered going
ultra-politically correct with "Flaherperson."
U.S. News & World Report, June
1, 1992, p. 14.
Mark Twain was known for his wit. A Mormon acquaintance once pushed him into an
argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the
practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of Scripture expressly
forbidding polygamy. "Nothing easier," Twain replied. "No man can serve two
The history of the various kings of Judah and Israel, as recorded in 2 Chronicles, does
not gloss over the ugly facts. True, Asa "did that which was good...in the eyes of
the Lord," Jehoshaphat "departed not from it, doing that which was right,"
and Joash, Uzziah, Hezekiah, Josiah, and others reigned uprightly. Yet, the shameful deeds
of the wicked rulers are also openly chronicled. We are told, for instance, that
"when Rohoboam had established the kingdom...he forsook the law of the Lord,"
and that "Ahaziah...also walked in the ways of the house of Ahab..to do
Other examples could be cited, but let's stop for a moment at Jehoram because of the
explanation given for his evil behavior. We read that "he walked...as did the house
of Ahab; for he had the daughter of Ahab as his wife, and he wrought that which was evil
in the eyes of the Lord" (2 Chr. 21:6). Jehoram's reign was a failure, and he died
"without being desired" (v. 20) because of one mistake: he married a worldly
woman -- Ahab's daughter. The Bible tells us that "there was none like unto Ahab, who
did sell himself to work wickedness in the sight of the Lord, whom Jezebel, his wife,
stirred up" (1Ki. 21:25). Unholy alliances always lead to compromise and spiritual
disaster. Paul wrote, "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers" (2
Cor. 6:14), and in verse 17 he added,"...be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch
not the unclean thing." Yes, separation unto God calls for separation from the world!
In his classic work on the Beatitudes titled The Heavenly Octave, F.W. Boreham included
this passage: "The ideal peacemaker is the man who prevents the peace from being
broken. To prevent a battle is the best way of winning a battle. I once said to a Jewish
rabbi, 'I have heard that at a Jewish wedding a glass is broken as part of the symbolism
of the ceremony. Is that a fact?' 'Of course it is,' he replied. 'We hold aloft a glass,
let it fall and be shattered to atoms, and then, pointing to its fragments, we exhort the
young people to guard jealously the sacred relationship into which they have entered
since, once it is fractured, it can never be restored.'"
Astronaut Michael Collins, speaking at a banquet, quoted the estimate that the average
man speaks 25,000 words a day and the average woman 30,000. Then he added:
"Unfortunately, when I come home each day I've spoken my 25,000 -- and my wife hasn't
started her 30,000."
A woman came into the post office where I work and asked to see a selection of 15-cent
stamps. She wanted to choose a stamp design and theme appropriate for the wedding
invitations she was mailing. After careful consideration, she happily announced she'd
found exactly the right one; the John Paul Jones commemorative stamp that bears his
rallying cry, "I have not yet begun to fight."
Contributed by Thomas T. Brayton, Reader's Digest, March 1980.
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint and a lot of other qualities
you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single.
Marriage Myth: The amount of time you spend with your spouse is less important than the
quality. In a recent survey, more than 90% of the couples who considered their marriages
strong and close also said they spend a great deal of time together. Conversely, divorced
couples usually had spent little time together before the split.
Dr. Nick Stinnett, Homemade, June, 1986.
A newly released poll says 94% of Americans prefer marriage as a way of life over
living with someone out of wedlock. The poll, conducted by the Roper Organization in 1970
for the 1980 Virginia Slims American Women's Opinion Poll, found that only two percent
said living with someone outside of marriage was a satisfying way of life.
Spokesman Review, May 15, 1980, p. 3.
Insurance salesman to customer: "You've filled in this application all right
except for one thing, Mr. Perkins -- where it asks the relationship of Mrs. Perkins to
yourself, you should have put down 'wife', not 'strained'".
There is one couple I shall always remember from my days as a hospital admitting clerk.
The husband, a heart-attack victim, was immediately whisked away by the staff. Hours
passed, though, before his wife was allowed to see him. She was dismayed to find him
hooked up to elaborate machines that blipped, hissed and beeped. She tiptoed toward his
bed and, bending over him, whispered, "George, I'm here." Then she kissed him.
Suddenly there was a blippety-blip-blip from the equipment. "He was okay," she
later explained. "But after forty-seven years of marriage it's nice to know that I
can still make his heart skip when I kiss him."
Contributed by Katie Barnes.
Your in-laws on your wife's side usually are.
Martin Van Buren never mentioned his wife, Hannah, in his autobiography.
Reader's Digest, October, 1981.
Sign in Ken Stabler's boat: "Get in, sit down, shut up, hang on." -- like
C. Swindoll, Growing Strong, p. 298.
A young woman was applying for a Civil Service Job. Her maiden name, as well as her
married name, was Green. To clarify this on the application, she penciled in: "Green
Contributed by Lidie Williams, Reader's Digest.
Husband consoling wife at daughter's wedding: "Don't think of it as losing a
daughter; think of it as gaining a bathroom." -
Cavalli, King Features.
At a three-day retreat for pastors and their wives, one session consisted of
testimonies about how the Lord had blessed our lives and ministries. One young preacher's
wife stood up and began nervously, "The Bible promises, 'No good thing does the Lord
withhold from them that walk uprightly.' Well," she said sincerely, "my husband
is one of those 'no good things'!"
Contributed by Joyce N. Juris, Reader's Digest.
Actress Amy Irving, expecting a baby in June by director Steven Spielberg, says the two
have signed a contract in which "Steven's legally responsible for everything a father
would be if we were married."
"We've got a family lawyer who came up with support agreement," Irving
revealed. Spielberg "has the same rights and responsibilities as a father."
"Somewhere down the line, Steven and I may celebrate our love for each other and
get married," she said. "We're so married in our hearts it seems redundant to
think of a wedding now."
Then why all the contracts?
Spokesman Review, May 15, 1985.
Even if marriages are made in heaven, man has to be responsible for the maintenance.
John Graham in Alma, GA., Times.
Don't buy the house; buy the neighbor. (Don't marry the woman (only)
but the family.)
A Sunday school teacher was trying to demonstrate the difference between right and
"All right children, let's take an example," she said. "If I were to go
into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
A child in the back answered, "You'd be his wife."
The German poet Heinrich Heine bequeathed his entire estate to his widow on the
condition she remarry -- "So at least one other man will regret my death."
Living together does not constitute a marriage. The Lord met the woman of Samaria. She
had lived with five husbands and the Lord called them husbands. But how about the man she
was currently living with? The Lord refused to give him the status of a husband. He said,
"And he whom thou now has is not thy husband." (John 4:17,18) The
differentiation is very clearly given. Marriage is never a private affair. Two people are
not married when in private they commit themselves to each other but when they do so in
the presence of witnesses before God. Our Lord and His mother attended the marriage feast
at Cana of Galilee. Obviously, there was an event which was given public and official
recognition, and all acquaintances then knew that the two people were duly married.
Homemade, Dr. Spiros Zodhaites.
Man who came to pastor, had attended church for 25 years, respected, leader in the
church, said, "Pastor, I've got something to tell you. I've never told this to a
soul, extremely difficult to tell you this now, but my wife and I have had a fight every
day for the past 30 years of our marriage."
Pastor taken back. Didn't know what to
say to the man. Playing for time to gather thoughts, said, "Every day?"
"Yes, every day."
"Did you today before you came to church?"
"Well, how did it end up?"
"She came crawling to me on her
hands and knees."
"What did she say?"
"Come out from under that bed
you coward and fight like a man!"
A woman seeking counsel from Dr. George W. Crane, the psychologist, confided that she
hated her husband, and intended to divorce him. "I want to hurt him all I can,"
she declared firmly. "Well, in that case," said Dr. Crane, "I advise you to
start showering him with compliments. When you have become indispensable to him, when he
thinks you love him devotedly, then start the divorce action. That is the way to hurt
him." Some months later the wife returned to report that all was going well. She had
followed the suggested course. "Good," said Dr. Crane. "Now's the time to
file for divorce." "Divorce!" the woman said indignantly. "Never. I
love my husband dearly!"
Bits & Pieces, August 22, 1991.
There's a charming story that Thomas Wheeler, CEO of the Massachusetts Mutual Life
Insurance Company, tells on himself. He and his wife were driving along an interstate
highway when he noticed that their car was low on gas. Wheeler got off the highway at the
next exit and soon found a rundown gas station with just one gas pump. He asked the lone
attendant to fill the tank and check the oil, then went for a little walk around the
station to stretch his legs.
As he was returning to the car, he noticed that the attendant
and his wife were engaged in an animated conversation. The conversation stopped as he paid
the attendant. But as he was getting back into the car, he saw the attendant wave and
heard him say, "It was great talking to you." As they drove out of the station,
Wheeler asked his wife if she knew the man. She readily admitted she did. They had gone to
high school together and had dated steadily for about a year.
"Boy, were you lucky
that I came along," bragged Wheeler. "If you had married him, you'd be the wife
of a gas station attendant instead of the wife of a chief executive officer."
"My dear," replied his wife, "if I had married him, he'd be the chief
executive officer and you'd be the gas station attendant."
Bits and Pieces, January
9, 1992, pp. 3-4.
Twelve Rules for a Happy Marriage. 1. Never both be angry at once. 2. Never yell at
each other unless the house is on fire.3. Remember that it takes two to make an argument.
The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking. 4. Yield to the
wishes of the other--as an exercise in self-discipline, if you can't think of a better
reason. 5. If you have a choice between making yourself or your mate look good--choose
your mate. 6. If you feel you must criticize, do so lovingly. 7. Never bring up a mistake
of the past. 8. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 9. Never let the day end
without saying at least one complimentary thing to your life partner. 10. Never meet
without an affectionate greeting. 11. When you've made a mistake, talk it out and ask for
forgiveness. 12. Never go to bed mad.
My husband's uncle thought he had conquered the problem of trying to remember his
wife's birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided him
with the dates and instructions to send flowers along with an appropriate note signed,
"Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention
and all went well until one day when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly,
"Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
Celie Thomas, Reader's Digest, March 1991.
During his courtship with a young woman named Julia Dent, Ulysses S. Grant once took
her out for a buggy ride. Coming to a flooded creek spanned by a flimsy bridge, Grant
assured Julia that it was safe to cross. "Don't be frightened," he said.
"I'll look after you."
"Well," replied Julia, "I shall cling to you whatever happens."
True to her word, she clung tightly to Grant's arm as they drove safely across. Grant
drove on in thoughtful silence for a few minutes, then cleared his throat and said,
"Julia, you said back there that you would cling to me whatever happened. Would you
like to cling to me for the rest of our lives?" She would, and they were married in
Dr. P. was a musician of distinction, well-known for many years as a singer and a music
teacher. However, Dr. P. began acting strangely. Sometimes a student would present
himself, and Dr. P. would not recognize his face. But then Dr. P. also began to see faces
when there were no faces to see. When in the park he might pat the heads of fire hydrants
and parking meters, mistaking them for the heads of children. Finally, Dr. P. went to see
Dr. Oliver Sacks for help. After the examination Dr. P. looked around for his hat. He
reached out and took hold of his wife's head, trying to lift it off and put in oh his
head! That explains the title of Sacks's book in which he related this true story:
Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat.
Sacramento, Calif.--A man who hit his wife with a frozen squirrel was jailed on
suspicion of spousal abuse, police said Monday. Kao Khae Saephan, 26, had been arguing
with his wife early Monday morning when he walked into the kitchen and took several frozen
squirrels from the freezer, police spokeswoman Betsy Braziel said. The woman told police
that when she walked in the room, her husband swung the squirrels at her and struck her in
the head with at least one of them. She fell against a table and received a one-inch cut
above her eye, Braziel said. Saephan was booked into the county jail.
Spokesman-Review, December 17, 1991.
Dr. Robert Travis, co-director of Marital and Health Studies at the Univ. of Alabama,
lists the most common complaints of husbands and wives: WIVES: He doesn't listen to me, He
takes me for granted, He's not romantic, He doesn't help much with the children. HUSBANDS:
She doesn't understand that I need time by myself, She nags about little things, She
expects too much emotionally, She complains that I spend too much time at work.
Fathergram, March, 1985.
Six ways to learn everything you ever need to know about a man before you decide to
marry him: 1) watch him drive in heavy traffic. 2) Play tennis with him. 3) Listen to him
talk to his mother when he doesn't know you're listening. 4) See how he treats those who
serve him (waiters, maids). 5) Notice what he's willing to spend his money to buy. 6) Look
at his friends. And if you still can't make up your mind, then look at his shoes. A man
who keeps his shoes in good repair generally tends to the rest of his life too.
Good Housekeeping, April 1985.
Many girls marry men just like their fathers, which may explain why many mothers cry at
Five major needs of women: 1) Affection, 2) Conversation, 3) Honesty and openness, 4)
Financial support, 5) Family commitment. Five major needs of men: 1) Sexual fulfillment,
2) Recreational companionship, 3) An attractive spouse, 4) Domestic support, 5)
His Needs, Her Needs, quoted in C. Swindoll, The Grace
Awakening, Word, 1990,
Who is responsible for what decisions around the home? A USA Today survey asked
men and women. The answers: Women are responsible for deciding what's for dinner and then
preparing it, managing the household budget, raising the children. Men and women share the
responsibilities for deciding where to go on vacation, how much to spend on
purchases, how much insurance to carry and where to buy it. Men are responsible for
deciding what to watch on television.
Discoveries, Vol. 1, #2.
Wife surveys her husband's personality analysis from a coin machine: "You are a
leader with a magnetic personality, witty, and attractive to the opposite sex," and
exclaims, "Darling, it has your weight wrong, too!"
Demographers predict that 10% of young men and women today will never marry, and that
half of those who do will divorce. Some 37% of adults over 18 are single, and roughly
one-fourth of all households consist of just one person. Moreover, one child in four is
born out of wedlock, and one-fourth of all children now live with a single parent. Are
these changes in American living patterns affecting the nation's health? Health experts
have long observed that married people are healthier than unmarried people, and that death
rates (from all causes) are consistently higher among single and socially isolated people.
More recent studies have suggested that mortality rates are about 100% to 300% higher for
socially isolated men, and 50% to 150% higher for socially isolated women, than for their
socially integrated counterparts.
Resource, Mar/Apr, 1990.
Marriage should be a duet--when one sings, the other claps.
Joe Murray, Cox News
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one.
The evidence is convincing that the better our relationships are at home, the more
effective we are in our careers. If we're having difficulty with a loved one, that
difficulty will be translated into reduced performance on the job. In studying the
millionaires in America (U.S. News and World Report), a picture of the "typical"
millionaire is an individual who has worked eight to ten hours a day for thirty years and
is still married to his or her high school or college sweetheart. A New York executive
search firm, in a study of 1,365 corporate vice presidents, discovered that 87% were still
married to their one and only spouse and that 92% were raised in two-parent families. The
evidence is overwhelming that the family is the strength and foundation of society.
Strengthen your family ties and you'll enhance your opportunity to succeed.
Zig Ziglar in Homemade, March 1989.
Irish novelist and playwright Samuel Beckett received great recognition for his
work--but not every one savored his accomplishments. Beckett's marriage, in fact, was
soured by his wife's jealousy of his growing fame and success as a writer. One day in 1969
his wife Suzanne answered the telephone, listened for a moment, spoke briefly, and hung
up. She then turned to Beckett and with a stricken look whispered, "What a
catastrophe!" Was it a devastating personal tragedy? No, she had just learned that
Beckett had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature!
Today in the Word, February,
1991, p. 15.
Sex is not the most important part of a love relationship. A Syracuse University survey
asked married couples to rank the 10 most important things in a marriage relationship.
Caring, a sense of humor and communication came in first, second and third. Sex came in
ninth, just ahead of sharing household duties.
Dr. Thomas Lickona, in Homemade, January, 1985.
Marriage is not romanticized in the creation account. Its ideal purpose is not one of
sweet feeling, tender words, poetical affections or physical satisfactions--not
"love" as the world defines love in all its nasal songs and its popular shallow
stories. Marriage is meant to be flatly practical. One human alone is help-LESS, unable.
But "Two are better than one," says Ecclesiastes, "Because they have a good
reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift the other." Marriage makes the
job of survival possible. And the fact that a spouse is termed a "helper"
declares marriage was never an end in itself, but a preparation. We've accomplished no
great thing, yet, in getting married. We have completed a relationship (though many a fool
assumes that the hard work's done with the wedding and turns attention to other interests). Rather, we've established the
terms by which we now will go to work.
Walter Wangerin, Jr.
A business man's wife was experiencing depression. She began to mope around and be sad,
lifeless--no light in her eyes--no spring in her step--joyless. It became so bad that this
"man of the world" did what any sophisticated person would do. He made an
appointment with the psychiatrist. On the appointed day, they went to the psychiatrist's
office, sat down with him and began to talk. It wasn't long before the wise doctor
realized what the problem was. So, without saying a word, he simply stood, walked over in
front of the woman's chair, signaled her to stand, took her by the hands, looked at her in
the eyes for a long time, then gathered her into his arms and gave her a big, warm hug.
You could see the change come over the woman. Her face softened, her eyes lit up, she
immediately relaxed. Her whole face glowed. Stepping back, the doctor said to the husband,
"See, that's all she needs." With that, the man said, "Okay, I'll bring her
in Tuesdays and Thursdays each week, but I have to play golf on the other
Maxie Dunnam, Preaching, May-June, 1986.
A good marriage is the union of two forgivers.
Ruth Bell Graham.
Broken marriages begin to mend and communication is reestablished when one of the
partners is willing to make a breakthrough and say, "Lord, begin with me. I am the
one who needs to change, to love more deeply and more wisely." Even if you think your
spouse is 100% wrong, when you stand in the presence of Christ you will begin to see that
you, too, have shortcomings. You will discern where you have failed to accept
responsibility for the marital relationship, and you will be able to say, "God,
change me." The Christian is committed to follow Christ who went all the way in love,
all the time. So, for a start, stop demanding that your partner change his ways. Let God
start changing you.
Lionel Whitston, in Homemade, April, 1990.
Some German insurance insurance companies and psychologists have found a correlation
between work attitudes and a morning goodbye kiss. Studies show that men who do not kiss
their wives goodbye are apt to be moody, depressed and disinterested in their jobs. But
kissing husbands start off the day on a positive note. This positive attitude results in
more efficient and safer driving practices. Kissing husbands live five years longer than
their less romantic counterparts. However, kissing may be more a consequence than a cause
of a happy life situation. The subject warrants continued investigation by every husband
Homemade, April, 1990.
Two friends were having lunch at a cafe in New York's Grand Central Terminal. They
noticed a man sitting alone at an adjoining table. When the waitress approached him, they
overheard her ask, "Are you waiting to be joined by a tall, thin woman with long,
blond hair?" He answered, "In the larger scheme of life, yes. But today I'm
meeting my wife."
Helen Wrobel, quoted by Ron Alexander in New York Times.
A braid appears to contain only two strands of hair. But it is impossible to create a
braid with only two strands. If the two could be put together at all, they would quickly
unravel. Herein lies the mystery: What looks like two strands require a third. The third
strand, though not immediately evident, keeps the strands tightly woven. In a Christian
marriage, God's presence, like the third strand in a braid, holds holds husband and wife
Working couples spend only about 12 minutes a day talking with each other. About 36
minutes a day is spent together in cooking, cleaning, shopping, paying bills, and
American Demographics, reported in Homemade,
December 1988 .
There is only one thing harder than living alone, and that is to live with another
Wife, just coming home to husband: "I've been to karate class, so dinner will be
late. Want to make something of it?"
Reamer Keller in Medical Economics.
One woman to another at the office, "Did you wake up grouchy today?"
"No, I just let him sleep in."
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell; it is simply purgatory.
A Gallup survey of 657 adults over 18 mirrors the married population. 92% say they've
had no affairs since marrying. 83% would marry the same person again, given the chance.
76% say their spouse is physically attractive. 48% say they are very playful when they're
alone together. 87% said they were "more concerned about being faithful than most
Nanci Hillmich, quoted in Homemade, August, 1990.
There are two kinds of people at parties--those who want to go home early and those who
want to be the last ones in the place. The trouble is that they're usually married to each
Parson's Rule: At whatever stage you apologize to your spouse, the reply is constant:
"It's too late now."
Melvin Able, a retiree Minnesota real-estate agent was deep in a dream of wrestling
with a wounded deer. Abel choked his wife half to death before her cries of protest
finally roused him.
U.S. News and World Report, July 10, 1989, p. 49.
A newspaper survey asked married men, "If you had it to do again, would you marry
your current wife?" and found that the answer was, overwhelmingly, that they would.
The Chicago Sun-Times found that 77.1 percent of first-time married men would remarry
their spouses, compared with findings in a recent women's magazine poll that said only 50
percent of the women surveyed would make another trip down the aisle with the same man.
The only other question asked in the newspaper poll was: "Why would you marry her
again or why not?" Their reasons included: "Why not?" and "Without
her, I'd be a bum."
Spokesman Review, July, 1986.
I challenge those who come to me for marriage counseling this way: "If you do what
I tell you to do for an entire month, I can promise you that by the end of the month, you
will be in love with your mate. Are you willing to give it a try?" When couples
accept my challenge, the results are invariably successful. My prescription for creating
love is simple: do ten things each day that you would do if you really were in love. I
know that if people do loving things, it will not be long before they experience the
feelings that are often identified as being in love. Love is not those feelings. Love is
what one wills to do to make the other person happy and fulfilled. Often, we don't realize
that what a person does influences what he feels.
Dr. Anthony Campolo, in Homemade, June,
I am the wife of a Baptist minister and have seen many a marriage licenses. On one,
after the blank for number of marriages, the groom had answered: "First." The
bride had entered the word: "Last."
A wise old sage early in our marriage advised us, "If you don't carry out the
garbage, one day your house will become a dump." Shades of the poet's wording,
"It is the little rift within the lute that by and by may make the music mute."
Charlie Shedd, Homemade, Vol. 10, No. 11.
We continue to adjust to each other, an adjustment that started 19 years ago and will
never stop because we each continue to grow and change. We will always be different. I
think of anniversaries as a time for roses and dinner; she prefers Mexican food and a
movie. For Halloween she thinks apples are a good treat; I say, since when did Halloween
have anything to do with nutrition? Don't mistake it for a solid marriage. There is no
such thing. Marriage is more like an airplane than a rock. You have to commit the thing to
flight, and then it creaks and groans, and keeping it airborne depends entirely on
attitude. Working at it, though, we can fly forever. Only she and I know how hard it has
been, or how worthwhile.
Michael Grant, San Diego Union.
Contrary to current theories, happy couples don't express anger freely, don't see
marriage as a 50-50 proposition, don't think separate interests are as important as shared
activities. They do view their partners as their best friends, regard marriage as a
sacred, long-term commitment, agree on aims and goals in life.
Jeanette Lauer, Homemade,
Vol. 10, No. 12, December 1986.
"Nothing but a scrap of paper--that's what a marriage license is!" This kind
of extravagant statement is a symptom of the spirit of our age. With increasing frequency,
marriage is being put down, cast aside, and overturned. But wait a minute! Aren't scraps
of paper important? Is it not one of the marks of civilized men that they protect
themselves against their savagery by scraps of paper? Sure, a wedding license is a scrap
of paper, but so in an employment contract, your paycheck, a twenty-dollar bill, the deed
to your home, and the Constitution of the United States.
Dr. David Hubbard, Homemade,
Dr. Nancy Moore Clatworthy, sociologist, has been doing research on "living
together" for 10 years. When she began her research, the idea of living together
before committing yourself to marriage made good sense to her. Now, after scientifically
analyzing the results of hundreds of surveys filled out by couples who had lived together,
she opposes living together in any form. Her answers make a powerfully Christian point:
only a fully committed marriage relationship is really suited to working out the best
Tim Stafford in Homemade, October, 1989.
In a survey by the American Sociological Review, working women said they talk with
their husbands an average on 12 minutes each day.
Sociologist and historian Carle Zimmerman, in his 1947 book Family and
recorded his keen observations as he compared the disintegration of various cultures with
the parallel decline of family life in those cultures. Eight specific patterns of domestic
behavior typified the downward spiral of each culture Zimmerman studied.
*Marriage loses its sacredness...is frequently broken by
*Traditional meaning of the marriage ceremony is lost.
*Feminist movements abound.
*Increased public disrespect for parents and authority in
*Acceleration of juvenile delinquency, promiscuity, and
*Refusal of people with traditional marriages to accept
*Growing desire for and acceptance of adultery.
*Increasing interest in and spread of sexual perversions and
Swindoll, The Quest For Character, Multnomah, p. 90.
Parade Magazine made a survey on marriage in the 1980s: An impressive 70% of the
husbands and wives in the survey said they are "happily married." 55% of them
consider a "sense of humor very important" to marital happiness. Financial
security, once an important consideration for women, hardly is mentioned. Sixty percent of
the people said that the birth of their first child had a positive or very positive effect
on their marriage. Although 92% said sex is important, only 32% said it is very
That puts it below communicating (very important to 90%), mutual respect (very
82%) and doing things as a couple (very important to 58%). The survey showed that those
who grew up with parents who were happily married were more likely to be happily married
themselves. Contented husbands and wives tend to marry people like themselves, with
Resource, Mar/Apr, 1990.
Costs of getting married and setting up house, on average: Wedding, $2480...ring,
$400...Honeymoon, $920...Furnishings, $4240.
U.S.A. Today in Homemade, April, 1986.